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"If You Can't Poop Life Gets Real Shitty" Graphic Tee

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This classic cotton tee brings a cheeky bit of humor to quiet mornings and casual hangs. The front features a vintage-style photo of two laughing elders, one holding a sign that reads a blunt, tongue-in-cheek line about life's messy moments. Soft, midweight cotton drapes comfortably and holds the print detail with crisp clarity thanks to DTF and DTG printing. Wear it when you want to spark a grin, start an irreverent conversation, or relax at home with people who appreciate blunt honesty and old-school charm. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth fit - Ribbed collar, shoulder tape and classic crew neckline for shape retention - DTF inner/sleeve prints and DTG main print ensure sharp, detailed artwork - OEKO-TEX® certified; tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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