'You Know What A Shotgun Wedding Is When Two Cousins Get Married' Tee

This classic cotton tee carries a slice of down-home humor right on the chest. The front print shows two relaxed friends on a porch, trading a wry line about shotgun weddings with a warm, rustic color palette that reads like an old photograph. Wear it when you want something comfortable and conversational — it settles into evenings around a fire pit, long drives on backroads, or low-key hangouts where storytelling and laughter take center stage. The shirt’s timeless crew neck and relaxed fit make the design feel casual and lived-in, like a familiar joke shared between neighbors. It’s for people who appreciate rural charm, dry wit, and clothing that doesn’t try too hard to impress — it simply fits into the life they already love. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced waste - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed print - OEKO-TEX® certified materials; tear-away label for itch-free comfort Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean