Funny Toilet Humor Tee — “As Long As You’re Pooping You’re Still Alive” T-Shirt

Look on the bright side. This vintage-style illustration and bold lettering read like a weathered sign in a beloved cabin bathroom, cheeky, unapologetic and strangely comforting: "As long as you're pooping, you're still alive."

A relaxed-fit tee in soft, midweight cotton with a ribbed collar and shoulder tape that keep it tidy wash after wash. Wear it around the house, to casual meetups or on road trips with a crew that appreciates a dry, irreverent sense of humor.

The details

• 100% cotton, medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort

• Tubular knit body with no side seams

• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to help it keep its shape

• Printed with DTG and DTF for crisp, detailed artwork

• OEKO-TEX® certified

• Sizes S to 5XL

Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron, do not dry clean.

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