Funny Toilet Humor Tee — “As Long As You’re Pooping You’re Still Alive” T-Shirt

This relaxed-fit tee carries a wink and a warm laugh. The vintage-style illustration and bold lettering read like a weathered sign in a beloved cabin bathroom — cheeky, unapologetic, and strangely comforting. Soft, midweight cotton sits easy on the shoulders while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the silhouette tidy wash after wash. Wear it around the house, to casual meetups, or on road trips where the crew appreciates a dry, irreverent sense of humor. It settles into daily life like an old friend: comfortable, familiar, and ready to start a conversation (or a laugh). Product features - Midweight 100% cotton fabric (classic 180 g/m²) for durable, comfortable wear - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching - Dual printing (DTG for main art, DTF for sleeves/inner labels) for crisp, detailed graphics - Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat