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'Taking Three Poops a Day' - Grandma's Workout T-Shirt

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Some grannies hit the gym. Ours has a workout routine all her own: "Taking Three Poops a Day." This cheeky vintage illustration comes with rustic bathroom props, tongue-in-cheek signage and a bold retro palette that pops against the mineral-washed fabric.

Supremely soft and lightweight, it's a family-gathering conversation starter that layers under a cardigan or pairs with denim. A great gift for the grandma (or grandpa) who's proud of their regularity.

The details

  • 100% preshrunk ring-spun cotton

  • Mineral-wash vintage finish

  • Lightweight 4.5 oz (153 gsm), breathable and easy to layer

  • Shoulder taping, side seams and double-needle stitching

  • Sizes XS to 3XL in a range of vintage colors

Care: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. No bleach, no tumble dry. Low iron, never on the print.

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