'Taking Three Poops a Day' - Grandma's Workout T-Shirt

This vintage mineral-washed tee brings irreverent humor and old-school charm together in a comfortably worn-in shirt. The design centers on a playful, cheeky illustration celebrating Grandma’s quirky “workout” routine — full of rustic bathroom props, tongue-in-cheek signage, and a bold, retro color palette that pops against mineral-washed fabric. Lightweight and supremely soft, the shirt drapes like a favorite lived-in find and adds personality to lazy weekends, casual visits, or family gatherings where laughter is encouraged. Layer it under a cardigan, wear it with denim, or keep it as the go-to conversation starter when you want to keep things light and delightfully offbeat. Product features - 100% preshrunk ring-spun cotton for a smooth, stable print surface - Mineral wash finish for a soft, vintage hand-feel and faded aesthetic - Durable construction with shoulder taping, side seams, and double-needle stitching - Lightweight 4.5 oz (153 gsm) fabric — airy and easy to wear year-round - Satin tear-away label and ribbed neck band for comfortable, itch-free wear Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry - Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print - Do not dryclean