“Honey, My Mouth is Walking around the Room”

Some things are better left unsaid, and this husband is learning it the hard way. Picture an older couple in the kitchen, a wife working hard, and a husband who instantly regrets opening his mouth: "Honey, my mouth is walking around the room."

Medium-weight cotton holds the print detail crisply, and the classic crew neck and relaxed fit sit naturally under a jacket or on their own. Wear it to the workshop, a low-key get-together or anywhere a wry, understated sense of humor is welcome. A great gift for anyone who's said the wrong thing at the wrong time.

The details

• 100% cotton, medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort

• Tubular knit body with no side seams

• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to help it keep its shape

• Printed with DTG and DTF for crisp, detailed artwork

• OEKO-TEX® certified

• Sizes S to 5XL in a range of colors

Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron, do not dry clean.

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