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I Literally Can't Today T-Shirt — Retro Coffee & Overwhelmed Woman Graphic Tee

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This relaxed, nostalgic tee carries a wink and a sigh. A retro illustration of a weary homemaker cradling a coffee cup reads “I literally can’t today,” giving the shirt a playful, confessional voice. Soft yet sturdy cotton and clean, crisp printing keep the artwork vivid wash after wash. Wear it on slow mornings, hectic afternoons, or when you just want to say less and mean a lot — it blends vintage charm with everyday comfort and a little bit of humor. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching - Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner labels and DTG for main artwork—precise, detailed graphics - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and tear-away label for irritation-free, ethically made wear Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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