"If You Can't Poop Life Gets Real Sh*tty" Graphic T-Shirt

This relaxed cotton tee carries a cheeky, vintage-style print that sparks laughs without trying too hard. The scene of two older women trading stories around a kitchen table—above them a blunt, humorous saying—brings a warm, lived-in feel to a casual outfit. The soft, medium-weight fabric and classic crew neck make it a comfortable everyday layer for running errands, low-key hangouts, or cozy mornings with coffee. It sits easily under a jacket or wears on its own, and the crisp print holds fine detail so the image and text read clearly from across the room. Wear it when you want to lighten the mood, start conversations, or add a slice of irreverent charm to a simple look. Product features - Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — comfortable year-round (180 g/m²). - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish. - Ribbed crew neck and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability. - Dual printing: DTG for main artwork and DTF for sleeve/inner neck detail — sharp, detailed image reproduction. - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with tear-away label for comfort; EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton. Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean