"If You Can't Poop Life Gets Real Sh*tty" Graphic T-Shirt

Two older women are trading stories around the kitchen table, and above them is the kind of blunt wisdom only a grandma is allowed to say: "If you can't poop, life gets real sh*tty."

Soft, medium-weight cotton and a classic crew neck make it an easy everyday layer for errands, low-key hangouts and cozy mornings with coffee. The crisp print holds fine detail, so the image and words read clearly from across the room. A great gift for anyone who could use a laugh (and some fiber).

The details

• 100% cotton, medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort

• Tubular knit body with no side seams

• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to help it keep its shape

• Printed with DTG and DTF for crisp, detailed artwork

• OEKO-TEX® certified

• Sizes S to 5XL

Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron, do not dry clean.

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