top of page
Bad Grannie Goods Logo

Feral rags for wild swamp souls in every color of trouble.

Pure southern sass in every stitch

Pure Southern Sass In Every Stitch
BGG Logo - 062026.png

“Weeeeeee! Help! Oh No Shouldn't Haven't Eaten That!”

$25.00Price
Size
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Color
Quantity

Some decisions feel like a great idea right up until they don't. This faded, comic-strip style tee captures that exact moment, with a frantic speech bubble across the chest: "Weeeeeee! Help! Oh No Shouldn't Haven't Eaten That!" It's the perfect gag gift for the friend who always goes back for thirds at the cookout.

Mineral-washed for a soft, broken-in feel, and light enough to layer under a jacket on cooler evenings. Wear it in the garage, on the porch, or anywhere a good laugh is welcome.

The details

  • 100% preshrunk ring-spun cotton

  • Mineral-wash vintage finish

  • Lightweight 4.5 oz (153 gsm), breathable and easy to layer

  • Shoulder taping, side seams and double-needle stitching

  • Sizes XS to 3XL in a range of vintage colors

Care: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. No bleach, no tumble dry. Low iron, never on the print.

Easy swaps, see our FAQ.

    bottom of page