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"You Aren't Going to Light a Match...-Vintage Tshirt

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Grannie knows what goes on in that outhouse, and she's not having it. This cheeky illustration shows an elderly woman scolding someone hiding in a rustic outhouse: "You aren't going to light a match in there, are you?"

Soft, worn-in and a little sly, with muted wash tones that sit naturally under a flannel or stand alone with rolled sleeves. Right at home at backyard barbecues and on road trips to small towns.

The details

  • 100% preshrunk ring-spun cotton

  • Mineral-wash vintage finish

  • Lightweight 4.5 oz (153 gsm), breathable and easy to layer

  • Shoulder taping, side seams and double-needle stitching

  • Sizes XS to 3XL in a range of vintage colors

Care: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. No bleach, no tumble dry. Low iron, never on the print.

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