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“You Didn’t Light a Match....Vintage Graphic Tee

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Some warnings don't need an explanation. This mineral-washed vintage tee comes with a rustic illustration, a warm, muted palette, and one very pointed line: "You didn't light a match..."

A little Southern backyard humor and gentle irreverence that feels like a memory you can wear. Soft and worn-in from the first wear, it's made for porch visits, flea-market days and afternoons of tinkering.

The details

  • 100% preshrunk ring-spun cotton

  • Mineral-wash vintage finish

  • Lightweight 4.5 oz (153 gsm), breathable and easy to layer

  • Shoulder taping, side seams and double-needle stitching

  • Sizes XS to 3XL in a range of vintage colors

Care: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. No bleach, no tumble dry. Low iron, never on the print.

Easy swaps, see our FAQ.

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