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You Only Live Twice rings graphic Tee | Marriage humor shirt

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A bold, tongue-in-cheek tee that wears its humor on the chest. The vintage-inspired square print shows two wedding bands amid stylized flames with the line “You Only Live Twice” and a smaller quip underneath — a little irreverent, a little playful. The medium-weight cotton holds the print cleanly and drapes in a relaxed, classic fit. Wear it to poke fun at commitment with friends, bring some edge to a casual date night, or toss it on after a wild bachelor/bachelorette night when stories are still being told. The design reads like a shared joke among people who prefer honesty wrapped in retro flair — warm, a touch smoky, and definitely not precious. Product features - Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching - Dual printing: DTG main print with crisp DTF sleeve/neck details - Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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